Wrong
In the butchers
Person:- Hello, I would like some meat
Butcher:- What type of meat?
Person:- I would like meat from a cow
Butcher:- What cut would you like?
Person:- I would like shin
Butcher:- How much shin would you like?
Person:- I would like 500g's of shin
Butcher:- That will be £3.50 please
Right
In the Butchers
Person:- Hello, I would like 500g of beef shin please
Butcher:- Certainly. That will be £3.50 please.
See how simple it is? How an unnecessary conversation can be condensed into a just one statement and answer? It's not hard really is it?
Showing posts with label Overheard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Overheard. Show all posts
Friday, 25 April 2008
Annoy
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Dog's dinner.
Caught the bus into Uni this morning with the intent of having a few pints after classes this afternoon. When you catch the peasant wagon not only are you crammed into a oblong metal box with the great unwashed, but you get to hear the various conversations that go on around. They're like social snap shots at times.
This morning I was torn between two gents discussing their various civil penalties (magistrate court fines, community service etc) and a group of girls bitching about some Cassanova who has been putting it about unbeknownst to his current squeeze.
However, as usual the best conversation is always left until last.
**phone rings**
Girl One Hiya.......yeah....no I'll be there in two minutes. Am just on the bus....ok see you in a bit **hangs up phone** Fucking two faced bitch
Girl Two No. That was two faced.
Girl Three LOLZ0RZZZ
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