Wednesday, 27 February 2008


Approx 1am.

- waking with a start at the house shaking WTF!OMG!BLOODYHELL! what's going on?
Mrs Gnomepants - nothing, it's just the cats running about.
- Are you sure? It felt like an earth tremor
Mrs Gnomepants - Yes it was the cats, go back to sleep.
- Oh right. Fucking nuisances.

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