Rhubarb - A Crap Poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (poet laureate)

Rhubarb


Oh Rhubarb!


Let me hold thee by the stem


Let me experience your aroma


Let me behold your magnificence


For it is thee that tempts me


With custard


Not Mustard


But yea spices such as nutmeg


Or with cream


Long, pink, slender stems


Droopy green parasol leaf


Lightly stewed


Served with beef


Rhubarb! Oh Rhubarb!

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